I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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