Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
