I murdered the dance floor call the cops
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
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