Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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