he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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