i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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