Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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