I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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