it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
