forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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