I'm really into asian looking animals
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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