Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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