I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
