hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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