Me. At least after what I've been through.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Randomize
