the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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