Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
where does the pee come out of this thing
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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