dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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