oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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