I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
