i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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