2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
