giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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