she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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