The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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