This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Do you remember whose house we're in?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I currently don't understand fingers.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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