I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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