Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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