Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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