I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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