I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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