She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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