it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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