So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Let's paint friendship bongs
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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