16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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