Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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