we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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