Walk of Shame. In a state park.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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