Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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