just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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