I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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