the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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