what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Also, beer. Big fan.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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