I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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