Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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