You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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