he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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