Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I need to align my fucking chakras
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