I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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