Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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