Got a toothbrush?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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