Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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