And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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