can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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