By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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