sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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