dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She's just so happy...and so naked.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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